Undaunted Danny
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his
flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he
picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange,
disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus
is watching you."
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his
flashlight out, and froze. When he heard nothing more
after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself a
vacation after the next big score, then clicked the
light on and began searching for more valuables.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could
disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus
is watching you." Freaked out, he shone his light
around frantically, looking for the source of the
voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his
flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
"Did you say that?" He hissed at the parrot.
"Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just
trying to warn you."
The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world
are you?"
"Moses," replied the bird.
"Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people
would name a bird Moses."
"The kind of people that would name a rottweiler Jesus."
Undaunted Danny
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No Trespassing!! Breaking news for local JW's.
by Mulan inthis week at the book study, at all congregations in the u.s., a letter was read saying if you go to a house or property with a "no trespassing" sign, you must not enter, or knock on the door.
you have to leave immediately.
a sign saying "no solicitors" is too ambiguous, and they are to use their own judgment, and don't have to knock.
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Undaunted Danny
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Undaunted Danny
The Rockland Massachusetts Kingdom Hall was outrageous dog-eat-dog turmoil.
I needed a scorecard to keep track of all the competitive sleazy backstabbing..
I got eaten alive!
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THE INFORMATION AGE AND NEW JW MARKETING CHANGES
by seven006 inlately on this board there has been a couple of threads that show how much the watchtower is being effected by the open communication of the internet and web sites like this one.
they are changing long time policy and trying new ways of getting their religious product to the market.
no longer do their leaders hear the voice of god and then pass it directly on as unwavering guidance to their customers.
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Undaunted Danny
Right stuff,concise composition you zeroed in on their primary defaults.
In short they are ghouls for god plagiarizers who exploit minorities and ignorance.
Anything for a buck.
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Daily Breaking JW News Alerts from the www.
by Undaunted Danny incalling all active and exjw's... get breaking news alerts !
search and browsed through 4,500 news sources updated continuously.
email your own letters to the editors.tell them the truth about the "troof"!.
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Undaunted Danny
jehovah's witness Saturday Morning google goodie Proselytize or metastasize? Just add followers
Dallas Morning News (subscription), TX - 13 hours ago
... Four were born in the last 175 years: Bahá'í, the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, Jehovah's Witnesses and Seventh Day Adventists. ... [ Excerpt:Perhaps 5 million people follow these faiths in the United States, less than 2 percent of the population. But experts say they're more interesting and more important than their numbers suggest."They become important because they revivify the whole tradition," said Gordon Melton, an authority on new religious movements. So church renewal movements like Vineyard and Calvary Chapel put a charge into Christianity, he said.
They can affect international relations. The Falun Gong, for instance, make sure their claim of persecution at the hands of the Chinese government is heard in many other nations.
And new religious movements challenge the faithful in other traditions. "They make me consider questions I never would have asked," said the Rev. John Saliba, a Jesuit priest and professor at the University of Detroit Mercy.They're spiritual "experiments" that can be studied to figure out how religion works. Sociologists track these movements the way genetic biologists focus on fruit flies.
And once in a while, they make the big time. ....
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No Trespassing!! Breaking news for local JW's.
by Mulan inthis week at the book study, at all congregations in the u.s., a letter was read saying if you go to a house or property with a "no trespassing" sign, you must not enter, or knock on the door.
you have to leave immediately.
a sign saying "no solicitors" is too ambiguous, and they are to use their own judgment, and don't have to knock.
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Undaunted Danny
Dacheech,i heard that same tale 30 years ago.Watchtower urban legends have a long half-life...
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Why aren't you guys working?
by pennycandy in.
as a stay-at-home mom, i can occasionally find a few minutes every few days to play on the computer, but the amount of activity on this forum during us working hours is pretty surprising.
folks from other parts of the world notwithstanding, how are you american members able to post during work hours?.
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Undaunted Danny
I worked for 22 years since i was 14 y.o.I made some big bucks for a spell,the Watchtower $ociety swindled all the money i could have otherwise saved for retirement.
So it's payback time...
{edited:No rest for the wicked!}
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No Trespassing!! Breaking news for local JW's.
by Mulan inthis week at the book study, at all congregations in the u.s., a letter was read saying if you go to a house or property with a "no trespassing" sign, you must not enter, or knock on the door.
you have to leave immediately.
a sign saying "no solicitors" is too ambiguous, and they are to use their own judgment, and don't have to knock.
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Undaunted Danny
Knock knock,trick or treat Watchtower Halloween Creepshow JW Family Wrecking 'Ghouls for God' COCOONED by the cult. Watchtower horror flicks: It's the neverending saga of the: Watchtower's end of the world mini-series.
Like the;Friday the 13th horror flick.Freddy vs Jason it just won't die.
Danny sez: I STILL KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER! [Read 1914] It's the 'Invasion of the body snatchers'. The watchtower has 'cocooned' my 'alienated' family in the cult mind-control, psychopath ,"pods".
Below,current pic of what Watchtower founder 'detox' Joe Rutherford really looks like.
The Slow motion serial killers Watchtower Ghouls for God. Trick or Treat -
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Daily Breaking JW News Alerts from the www.
by Undaunted Danny incalling all active and exjw's... get breaking news alerts !
search and browsed through 4,500 news sources updated continuously.
email your own letters to the editors.tell them the truth about the "troof"!.
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Undaunted Danny
Celebs in the news,
"Radar's" commentary on Jehovah's Witnesses
read moreStill On The Radar Screen Hartford Courant (subscription), CT - 16 hours ago
... Over time, Burghoff began a spiritual quest that has led him to study different religious groups, including Jehovah's Witnesses Despite the fame from that role, Burghoff said, he'd "begun to feel empty inside."
By the late 1970s, his marriage had unraveled. His mother had died. He'd left "M*A*S*H." He continued in TV and movies, but he couldn't match his success in "M*A*S*H."
Indeed, his 1984 pilot "W*A.L*T*E*R," based on the premise that Radar had become a police officer, failed to find a TV home.
Over time, Burghoff began a spiritual quest that has led him to study different religious groups, including Jehovah's Witnesses.
"I used to close the door in their faces," Burghoff said. Now he's open to their teaching and love, though he has not joined the group. "I don't want to bring my secular problems to them."
Burghoff said he's learned that secular problems can be solved through faith: "He may not give you what you want when you want it. But He gives you what you need when you need it."
News24Marcelle tells of baby No 5
News24, South Africa - 8 hours ago
... Cherdron. Christina will not be baptised immediatelyMarcelle has baby No 5
Marcelle Adams, the partner of Dr Piet Koornhof, has given birth to the second child by her German lover. -
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No Trespassing!! Breaking news for local JW's.
by Mulan inthis week at the book study, at all congregations in the u.s., a letter was read saying if you go to a house or property with a "no trespassing" sign, you must not enter, or knock on the door.
you have to leave immediately.
a sign saying "no solicitors" is too ambiguous, and they are to use their own judgment, and don't have to knock.
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Undaunted Danny
My Bud Mcgruff sez :"IF YOU CAN'T DO DA TIME DON'T DO DA CRIME"
Danny's response: harassment order Backup:http://www.xanga.com/item.aspx?tab=weblogs&user=DannyHaszard&uid=115303259 The Jehovah's Witnesses are a supremacist extremist cult and there is nothing that these "wolves in sheep's clothing" bandits will not stoop to. "arrogance of ruthless egotism" Theocratic Warfare:
Why JWs lie in court the JW as the articulated manipulator Governing Body as evil rulers causing death Center for the Study of Deviant Movements The Pedophile At Your Door http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/12/78149/1.ashx Jehovah's Witnesses and their so-called, "SNEAK APPROACH" to door to door recruiting. apostate-baiting NO TRESPASSING ON MY PROPERTY EVER, JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES BE WARNED!YOU ARE COMMITTING A Prima facie PRIMA FACIE act of CRIMINAL THREATENING.Danny Haszard Bangor MaineHello! To;All you control freaks with a mean streak,after 33 years of abuse you are not in control of me anymore. Jury Fury :http://www.quietpoly.com/juryfury/debates/religionandstate/religionsandcults.html Dan the man is really cool at tainting the empaneled jury pool.
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No Trespassing!! Breaking news for local JW's.
by Mulan inthis week at the book study, at all congregations in the u.s., a letter was read saying if you go to a house or property with a "no trespassing" sign, you must not enter, or knock on the door.
you have to leave immediately.
a sign saying "no solicitors" is too ambiguous, and they are to use their own judgment, and don't have to knock.
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Undaunted Danny
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(big printer size)Bend over Jehovah!
(no books from crooks)(click to enlarge for usable poster size) Nobody has to take it anymore,they are a public menace.
Trespassing after a (verbal) warning is a criminal offense in Maine usa.In my case i also sought a protection court order for criminal threatening.
The law and any jury also say's:Justifiable homicide if they come on my property again and slash my tires again or any other criminal action!